Plot twist: The entire universe lies in the eye of a bored bird.
Life can be more exciting when you can't see right.
What if within that black hole was another, and another, and another...
When your life perspectives are as bleak as a giant black hole.
Brace yourselves.
Even God thinks your existence is a joke.
Consider yourself warned: You've been noticed.
We'll get better at this, for sure.
That big donut in the sky.
Press and hold to restart literally everything, ever.
Oh, so that's where you left them.
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