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Cinema

Michael Youn’s comedy stars himself and Jose Garcia as Ferouz and Muzafar, two naive shepherds sent by the dictator of their tiny country of Taboulistan to blow up the Eiffel Tower. The film chronicles their adventures as they encounter the outside world.

Cinema Addresses

Baraka (1992): A collection of expertly photographed scenes of human life and religion.

35MM Sat. at 3 p.m. See further showings at www.kino35mm.ru/en/schedule. No dialogue.

Blue Jasmine (2013): Woody Allen's drama focuses on a troubled New York socialite who lost everything and is trying to adjust to a new life with people she feels are beneath her. Stars Cate Blanchett, Alec Baldwin and Peter Sarsgaard.

35MM Thurs. at 12:10 p.m., Fri. at 7 p.m., Sat. at 8:50 p.m. See further showings at www.kino35mm.ru/en/schedule. In English; Russian subtitles.

Pioner Sat. at 11:50 a.m., Sun. at 5:50 p.m., Mon. at 3:35 p.m., Tues. at 9:15 a.m., Wed. at 11:30 p.m. In English; Russian subtitles.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 1:10 and 6:20 p.m. In English; Russian subtitles.

Carrie (Telekinez, 2013): Kimberly Peirce's adaptation of Stephen King's 1974 novel of the same name. Stars Chloe Grace Moretz, Julianne Moore and Gabriella Wilde.

Pioner Thurs. at 11:20 a.m. and 11:10 p.m., Fri. at 5:20 p.m., Sat. at 9:30 and 1:30 a.m., Sun. at 11:55 p.m., Mon. at 11:30 a.m., Tues. at 1:10 p.m., Wed. at 9:20 a.m. In English; Russian subtitles.

Pyat Zvyozd-Paveletskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 1:45 and 10:45 p.m. Dubbed.

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 (Oblachno 2: Mest GMO, 2013): Inventor Flint Lockwood's genius is finally recognized as he's invited to join The Live Corp Company, where the best inventors in the world create technologies for the betterment of mankind.

Pyat Zvyozd-Paveletskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 10:15 and 10:25 a.m. Dubbed.

Delivery Man (Otets-Molodets, 2013): Ken Scott's comedy about a man (Vince Vaughn) who finds out he's fathered 533 children through anonymous donations to a fertility clinic 20 years ago.

Pyat Zvyozd-Paveletskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 4:15, 8:20 p.m. and 12:45 a.m. Dubbed.

Elle s'en Va (On My Way; Za Sigaretami, 2013): Facing a failed relationship and a struggling bistro, a woman (Catherine Deneuve) hits the road for a trip with her grandson.

35MM Thurs. at 10 a.m. and 7 p.m., Fri. at 1:05 and 10:45 p.m., Sat. at 4:50 p.m. and 12:20 a.m. See further showings at www.kino35mm.ru/en/schedule. In French; Russian subtitles.

Pioner Thurs. at 3:10 and 7:15 p.m., Fri. at 1 and 5:10 p.m., Sat. at 7:35 p.m. and 12:05 a.m., Sun. at 1:30 and 6:05 p.m., Mon. at 5:05 and 9:20 p.m., Tues. at 9:30 p.m., Wed. at 3:20 and 7:25 p.m. In French; Russian subtitles.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 4:35 p.m. In French; Russian subtitles.

Free Birds (Indyuki: Nazad v Budushcheye, 2013): Jimmy Hayward's animated comedy. Two turkeys travel back in time to change the course of history and get turkey off the holiday menu for good.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 2 p.m. Dubbed.

Pyat Zvyozd-Paveletskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 10:05, 11:55 a.m. and 2:25 p.m. Dubbed.

Rolan Thurs. to Wed. at 11 a.m. Dubbed.

Geograf Globus Propil (The Geographer Drank Up the Globe, 2013): Alexander Veledinsky's film, set in the Urals, focuses on a high school teacher of geography (Konstantin Khabensky) and his students.

Pioner Thurs. at 9:25 p.m., Fri. at 7:20 p.m., Sat. at 5:15 and 9:45 p.m., Sun. at 3:50 and 8:15 p.m., Mon. at 2:45 and 11:30 p.m., Tues. at 9:20 a.m. and 7:10 p.m., Wed. at 11:05 and 12:55 a.m.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 1:15 and 7:25 p.m.

Pyat Zvyozd-Paveletskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 6:05 p.m.

Rolan Thurs. to Wed. at 8:20 p.m.

Gorko! (Wedding Kisses, 2013): A Russian wedding comedy.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 3:35 p.m.

Pyat Zvyozd-Paveletskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 11:55 p.m.

Gravity (Gravitatsiya, 2013): A medical engineer and an astronaut work together to survive after an accident leaves them adrift in space. Directed by Alfonso Cuaron, starring Sandra Bullock, George Clooney and Ed Harris.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 11:15 a.m. and 11:40 p.m. Dubbed.

Jeune et Jolie (Young and Beautiful; Moloda i Prekrasna, 2013): Francois Ozon's latest film, starring Marine Vacth, explores teenage sexuality.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 5:45 p.m. Dubbed.

La Grande Bellezza (The Great Beauty; Velikaya Krasota, 2013): Paolo Sorrentino's portrait of today's Rome, a carnival of loosely connected vignettes, set at all-night parties, high society jamborees and shadowy religious congresses. Toni Servillo stars as an aging writer who bitterly recollects his passionate, lost youth.

35MM Sat. at 2:30 p.m. See further showings at www.kino35mm.ru/en/schedule. In Italian; Russian subtitles.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 11:25 a.m. and 5:55 p.m. In Italian; Russian subtitles.

La Vie d'Adele (Blue Is the Warmest Color; Zhizn Adel, 2013): A teenage woman's life is changed when she meets a young woman with blue hair, who will allow her to discover desire, to assert herself as a woman and as an adult.

35MM Thurs. at 3:50 p.m., Fri. at 10 a.m. and 9:10 p.m., Sat. at 10 and 12:30 a.m. See further showings at www.kino35mm.ru/en/schedule. In French; Russian subtitles.

Pioner Fri. at 11:50 p.m., Sat. at 6:10 p.m., Sun. at 11:10 a.m. and 10:35 p.m., Mon. at 11:15 a.m. and 9:10 p.m., Tues. at 3:40 and 11:10 p.m., Wed. at 1:40 and 9:35 p.m. In French; Russian subtitles.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 3:10 and 8:25 p.m. In French; Russian subtitles.

Pyat Zvyozd-Paveletskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 8:40 p.m. Dubbed.

Rolan Thurs. to Sun. at 5:50 and 10:40 p.m.,Mon. to Wed. at 10:40 p.m. Dubbed.

Las Brujas de Zugarramurdi (Witching and Bitching; Vedmy iz Zugarramurdi, 2013): Spanish horror comedy by director Álex de la Iglesia with Carmen Maura as a levitating, diabolical witch and Santiago Seguro playing a cross-dressing cannibal.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 1:30 p.m. Dubbed.

Last Vegas (Strarpertsy, 2013): Jon Turteltaub's ensemble comedy that follows four old friends who decide to throw a Las Vegas bachelor party for the only one of them who has remained single. Stars Michael Douglas, Robert De Niro, Morgan Freeman and Kevin Kline.

Pioner Thurs. at 11:45 p.m., Fri. at 3:10 p.m., Sat. at 11:30 a.m., Sun. at 9:20 a.m., Mon. at 1:45 a.m., Tues. at 1:35 p.m., Wed. at 9:05 a.m. In English; Russian subtitles.

Pyat Zvyozd-Paveletskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 6:15 and 10:25 p.m. Dubbed.

Le Week-End (2013): A British couple returns to Paris many years after their honeymoon there in an attempt to rejuvenate their marriage. Directed by Roger Michell, stars Jeff Goldblum, Jim Broadbent, Lindsay Duncan.

35MM Thurs. at 2 and 10:30 p.m., Sat. at 7 p.m. See further showings at www.kino35mm.ru/en/schedule. In English; Russian subtitles.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 1:55 and 8:30 p.m. Dubbed.

Rolan Thurs. to Wed. at 2 p.m. Dubbed.

Les Beaux Jours (Bright Days Ahead; Luchshiye Dni Vperedi, 2013): Marion Vernoux's film focuses on a woman (Fanny Ardant) having an affair with a man two decades her junior (Laurent Lafitte).

35MM See showings at www.kino35mm.ru/en/schedule. In French; Russian subtitles.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 11:10 a.m. In French; Russian subtitles.

Les Seigneurs (Komanda Mechty, 2012): Olivier Dahan's sports comedy about a former footballer living in Brittany who enlists his old teammates to help the local fisherman win some games in order to raise money and save jobs.

35MM Thurs. at 9:10 p.m., Fri. at 5 p.m., Sat. at 1:10 p.m. See further showings at www.kino35mm.ru/en/schedule. In French; Russian subtitles.

Lost Place 3D (Proklyatoye Mesto, 2013): A German horror thriller that observes four teenagers who come across an abandoned US military radio tower station.

35MM Fri. at 8:50 p.m., Sun. at 6:50 p.m. See further showings at www.kino35mm.ru/en/schedule. In German and English; Russian subtitles.

Machete Kills (Machete Ubivayet, 2013): The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who plans to launch a weapon into space. The third film in Robert Rodriguez's series about the titular ex-Federale stars Danny Trejo, Alexa Vega and Mel Gibson.

35MM See showings at www.kino35mm.ru/en/schedule. In English; Russian subtitles.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 9:45 p.m. Dubbed.

Moebius (2013): Kim Ki-Du's study in perversity featuring castration, rape and incest.

35MM Thurs. at 11 p.m., Sat. at 10:40 p.m. See further showings at www.kino35mm.ru/en/schedule. No dialogue.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 2:45 p.m. No dialogue.

Moskovskiye Sumerki (Moscow Twilight, 2013): The adventures of a wandering ghost. Directed by Alyona Zvantsova.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 1 and 8:40 p.m.

National Theater Live: Macbeth: 2013 production of Shakespeare directed by Rob Ashford and Kenneth Branagh stars Branagh and Alex Kingston.

Formula Kino Europe Fri. at 7:30 p.m. In English; Russian subtitles.

National Theater Live: Othello: Shakespeare as staged by Nicholas Hytner stars Adrian Lester and Rory Kinnear.

Formula Kino Gorizont Tues. at 7:30 p.m. In English; Russian subtitles.

National Theater Live: The Habit of Art: Alan Bennett's acclaimed play as staged by Nicholas Hytner with Richard Griffiths, Alex Jennings and Frances de la Tour in the leads.

Formula Kino Europe Sat. at 7 p.m. In English; Russian subtitles.

Formula Kino Gorizont Fri. at 7:30 p.m., Sun. at 7 p.m. In English; Russian subtitles.

Paris a Tout Prix (Paris or Perish; Parizh Lyuboi Tsenoi, 2013): Actress Reem Kherici makes her directorial debut in this French-Moroccan comedy about an aspiring designer who, due to an expired visa, is deported to Morocco, where she lands back in the country she left 20 years earlier.

Pioner Thurs. at 5:20 p.m., Fri. at 11:05 a.m., Sat. at 3:20 p.m., Sun. at 11:30 a.m., Mon. at 7:15 p.m., Tues. at 11:40 a.m. and 11:40 p.m., Wed. at 1:25 and 5:30 p.m. In French; Russian subtitles.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 6:45 and 10:35 p.m. Dubbed.

Rolan Thurs. to Wed. at noon and 6:20 p.m. Dubbed.

Rush (Gonka, 2013): A re-creation of the merciless 1970s rivalry between Formula One rivals James Hunt and Niki Lauda. Directed by Ron Howard, stars Daniel Brühl, Chris Hemsworth and Olivia Wilde.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 11:50 p.m. Dubbed.

Stalingrad (2013): Sergei Bondarchuk's war drama produced using the IMAX format.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 11 a.m.

The Counselor (Sovetnik, 2013): Ridley Scott's crime thriller tells the story of a greedy lawyer who finds himself in over his head when he decides to delve into the world of drug trafficking. Stars Michael Fassbender, Penelope Cruz and Cameron Diaz.

Pioner Thurs. at 3:20 p.m., Fri. at 1:10 p.m., Sat. at 9:20 a.m., Sun. at 9:45 p.m., Mon. at 9:20 a.m., Tues. at 5:10 p.m., Wed. at 9:20 p.m. In English; Russian subtitles.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 3:55 and 9 p.m. Dubbed.

Pyat Zvyozd-Paveletskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 4:30 p.m. Dubbed.

Rolan Thurs. and Fri. at 6 p.m. , Sat. to Wed. at 4 p.m. Dubbed.

The Day of the Doctor (2013): the 50th anniversary special of the British science fiction television series "Doctor Who."

Formula Kino Europe Sat. at 11:50 p.m., Sun. at noon, 2, 4 and 6 p.m. In English; Russian subtitles.

The Family (Malavita, 2013): Luc Besson's mafia comedy stars Robert De Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer and Tommy Lee Jones.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 11:05 a.m. Dubbed.

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (Golodniye Igry; I Vspykhnet Plamya, 2013): Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson and Liam Hemsworth return in Francis Lawrence's sequel to the 2012 action drama. Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark become targets of the Capitol after their victory in the 74th Hunger Games sparks a rebellion in the Districts of Panem.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 11:20 a.m., 6:15 and 11:25 p.m. Dubbed.

Pyat Zvyozd-Paveletskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 10 a.m., 12:45, 2:10, 3:30, 4:55, 6:20, 7:50, 9:15, 10:40 p.m. and 12:10 a.m. Dubbed.

Rolan Thurs. to Sun. at 3:10, 9 and 11:40 p.m., Mon. to Wed. at 3:10, 9:15 and 11:55 p.m. Dubbed.

Thor: The Dark World (2013): Alan Taylor directs a sequel to Kenneth Branagh's 2011 adaptation of the Marvel comic book.

Pyat Zvyozd-Paveletskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 12:10 p.m. and 12:30 a.m. Dubbed.

Tri Mushketyora (The Three Musketeers, 2013): Sergei Zhigunov's adaptation of the Alexandre Dumas saga.

Pyat Zvyozd-Paveletskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 3:45 and 8:25 p.m.

Upakovanniye (All Packed Up, 2013): Pyotr Gladilin's adventure comedy.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 5:35 p.m.

Pyat Zvyozd-Paveletskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 12:20 and 6:50 p.m.

Vechnoye Vozvrashcheniye (Eternal Homecoming, 2012): A woman is paid a surprise visit by a long-forgotten classmate who needs her advice: should he choose a wife or a lover? The scene is repeated many times but each time in a new place with new actors. Directed by Kira Muratova. Stars Oleg Tabakov, Sergei Makovetsky, Renata Litvinova and Alla Demidova.

Pyat Zvyozd-Novokuznetskaya Thurs. to Wed. at 3:40 p.m.

Vive la France ( 2013): Michael Youn's comedy about the adventures of two naive shepherds sent by the dictator of their tiny country Taboulistan to blow up the Eiffel Tower.

Pioner Thurs. at 1:20 and 5:30 p.m., Fri. at 11:10 a.m. and 3:20 p.m., Sat. at 9:30 and 11:30 p.m., Sun. at 7:45 p.m., Mon. at 1:35 and 5:30 p.m., Tues. at 11:10 a.m. and 3:10 p.m., Wed. at 11:30 a.m. and 5:10 p.m. In French; Russian subtitles.

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