?????‚??????: a rally in support of Putin
Why, oh why, do I read readers' comments on online articles about the presidential election? They make me crazy and depressed. What ignorance, stupidity and bad grammar!
Jeez, don't Americans know anything?
Russian comments on articles about the election make me crazy, too. But they also scare the pants off me. Man, they are nasty. The name-calling is over the top on both sides. But oddly, it's the winning team that utters the most threats.
If you want to follow grassroots post-election analysis, you may need a short guide to the vocabulary — or at least the vocabulary that's fit to print.
Oppositional terminology. The opposition calls their rallies ?????‚????????. They call the rallies organized in support of Putin ?????‚????????. ?’???µ ???±?????¶???°???‚ ???€?????µ???????µ ?? ?????±?±???‚?? ???? ?????µ?? ???‚?€?°???µ ?????‚???????? ?? ?????‚???????? (Everyone is talking about the rallies for and against Putin that were held all around the country on Saturday). Sometimes they call their own rallies ?°???‚???????‚???????? (anti-Putin rallies).
Opposition-minded activists call ardent Putin supporters ?????‚???????????‹ (Putinoids): ???????»?? 10 ???‚?€?° ???€?????»?° ?? ???‡?°???‚???? ???°?±?»?????°?‚?µ?»???????†?°-?????‚?????????????° (About 10 a.m. a Putinoid lady observer came to the polling station). Most commonly, the opposition calls the Putin activists either ?±?‹???»?? (cattle, sheep), or a coined word like ?±?‹???»?????°?????°, a combination of biomass and livestock, or ?±?‹???»???†??, a combination of cattle (?±?‹???»??) and scoundrel (???????»?µ?†) with a bit of ?»???†?? (person) thrown in.
More insulting is the term ?????????‚?° (singular: ????????????, ??????, ???????°?€??), which means a crowd of lowlifes, street thugs or scumbags. The word is fairly old, although etymologists squabble over its origins. It is either derived from the word ?????? (a jump or blow) or from the abbreviation of ?“???€???????????µ ???±?‰?µ?¶???‚???µ ???€???»?µ?‚?°?€???°?‚?° (Municipal Proletarian Dormitory), a place where uneducated, criminally minded plebes lived after the 1917 Revolution. Today it often used to describe the demonstrators bused in to attend Putin rallies.
In these circles, Putin is called ???? (Pu) or sometimes the very rude ??????, which sounds like a very nasty three-letter word.
Putin-supporter terminology. A good deal of this vocabulary falls into the not-fit-to-print category, but their most common nonobscene name-calling is wordplay with ?»???±?µ?€?°?» (liberal) — already a swear word in this crowd — and a variety of insulting suffixes. For example, they use ?»???±?µ?€?°???‚, a combination of ?»???±?µ?€?°?» and ???µ???µ?€?°???‚, a nasty term for a homosexual.
You might also come across ?»???±?µ?€?????€?°?‡, which combines ?»???±?µ?€?°?» with ???€?°?‡ (mess, filth) in its slang meaning of verbal diarrhea. ?›???·?µ?€?°?? ?????‡?µ???? ???µ ?????‚?°?‘?‚???? ???€?????????? ???°?? ?·?°?‚?µ???‚?? ?»???±?µ?€?????€?°?‡. (Those losers can't do anything about it. All they can do is spew their liberal crap.)
You might also find the curious phrase ???°?????» ?€???»???‚! (Tagil rules!) in Putin-supporter posts. The phrase comes from a series of sketches on the television show "???°???° Russia" (Our Russia) about Gena and Vovan, two tourists in Turkey from Nizhny Tagil. Drunk, boorish and spouting obscenities, they are the personification of the ugly Russian tourist.
? ???»???‚?? means to drive in standard Russian, but has come to mean "rule" in slang, probably from the sound similarity with the English word. ???°?????» ?€???»???‚! is the proud assertion of Vovan and Gena on the show. But one poster comments darkly: ???? ?‡?‘, ?±?°?????µ?€?»??????. ???°?????» ?€???»???‚. ???°?????» ?€?µ?°?»?????? ?€???»???‚. (How do you like that, you monkeys? Tagil rules. Tagil truly rules.)
Fasten your seat belts. We're in for a bumpy ride.
Michele A. Berdy, a Moscow-based translator and interpreter, is author of "The Russian Word's Worth" (Glas), a collection of her columns.