?????µ́?€????????: twerking
Forest fires are sweeping the countryside, the economy is plummeting, a war is being waged in eastern Ukraine, and what are we discussing on Internet? ?????µ?€???????? (twerking), specifically a video clip of a dance class where young girls in striped yellow and black costumes pretend to be bees and wiggle around Winnie the Pooh. Is it obscene or not? The country is deeply divided.
But first — is it ?‚???µ?€???????? or ?‚???µ?€??? Although Russian sometimes borrows English words ending in -ing — for example, ???°?€???????? (parking) and ?????????????? (shopping) — most fulminators and defenders of the dance clip prefer to use ?‚???µ?€??. Some make it ?‚???‘?€??/?‚???‘?€????????, but this is clearly a passing fad propagated by English-speaking know-it-alls.
You can use the verb ?‚???µ?€???°?‚??, as in this fascinating assertion: ???°?€???? ?‚???¶?µ ?????µ???‚ ?‚???µ?€???°?‚??. (Boys can twerk too.) Or you can use ?‚???µ?€?? in sentences as if it were a dance like ???°?»???? (waltz). ?????¶???? ???‡???‚?????? ?‚?°???†?µ???°?‚?? ?‚???µ?€?? ???????°. (You can learn “to dance the twerk” at home.) Or you can refer to it as a dance craze: ?????? ?????????»???????‚ ?‚?°???µ?† ?? ???‚???»?µ ?‚???µ?€??. (They are dancing in a style called twerking.)
Russian journalists, bless their hearts, tried valiantly to describe ?‚???µ?€?? to their readers. One wrote: ?????»?????€?????µ?? ???»?? ???‚????, ?????????»?????‚?µ?»???????†?° ?€???‚?????‡???? ?????????°?µ?‚ ?±?‘???€?°???? ?? ???????????†?°????. (Half-squatting or standing, the dancer rhythmically moves her hips and buttocks.) If that sounds like a 1950s guide to marital relations, another definition was more to the point: ?????µ?€???°?‚?? — ?…???????¶?µ???‚???µ?????? ?‚?€?????‚?? ?·?°???????†?µ??. (Twerking is the art of shaking your booty.)
After reviewing the clip, some Russian commentators with specialized knowledge of apiculture thought the girls were just acting their part as busy little bees. ???‡?‘?»???? ?????»?¶???‹ ?¶?°?»???‚?? ?’????????-?????…?°. ?? ?¶?°?»?? ?? ???‡?‘?»???? ?? ?????????µ. ?? ???‡?‘?»???° ?????????° ?¶?°?»???‚, ???‚???? ???°?????? ???????????? ???€???‚???‚ ?±?????? ?·?????€????! (The bees have to sting Winnie the Pooh. The bee’s stinger is in its bottom. And when bees sting, they shake that bottom of theirs real good!) Another defender even looked up bee stinging behavior in a book: ?’ ???‡?µ?±???????µ ?·?????»???????? ???°???????°????, ?‡?‚?? ?????? ?‡?µ??-?‚?? ?????»?????‚. (In a zoology textbook it says that they shake something.)
But other people were outraged: ??‚?? ?·?€?µ?»???‰?µ ?? ???µ?‚???????? ?????????»???µ?????? — ???????»?????‚?? ???µ???????????µ???°?? (This spectacle performed by children is vulgar beyond description.) ?????µ?€?? ?????»???????????? ?????·???° ?????€?µ???‚???€?° ???????»?‹! (The school director’s brain is twerking!) And it appears that the local investigative committee is studying the tape, looking for evidence of “?€?°?·???€?°?‚???‹?µ ???µ?????‚??????” (actions to pervert).
Other folks just did not take this issue as seriously as they should have. One wrote: ?????‚ ?¶?µ ???€?°???????»?°?????‹?? ???°?????°??, ?° ???µ ?°???µ?€???????????????? ?‚???µ?€??! (This is the Orthodox Christian cancan, not some Yankee twerking!)
And then there was a run on twerking, or rather tweaking, an old Soviet expression. ???µ?????????? ???? ?????€?°?µ?‚ ???¶?°?·, ?° ?·?°???‚?€?° ? ?????????? ???€?????°???‚ (Today he plays jazz, and tomorrow he’ll sell out his Homeland) became: ???µ?????????? ?‚?‹ ?‚?°???†???µ???? ?‚???µ?€?? — ?° ?·?°???‚?€?° ? ?????????? ???‚???µ?€??. (Today you dance the twerk, and tomorrow you’ll reject your homeland.) Or: ???µ?????????? ?????????? ???€???‚?????? ?‚???‘?€????, ?° ?·?°???‚?€?° — ?????????€?°???‚ ?? ??????-?™???€???µ. (Today you shake your butt and twerk, tomorrow you’ll be an emigrant in New York.) And of course — it’s a Western plot: ???µ?????????? ?‚?‹ ?‚?°???†???µ???? ?‚???µ?€??, ?° ?·?°???‚?€?° — ???€?µ?·?????µ???‚?° ?????µ?€??! (Today you twerk. Tomorrow you overthrow the president!)
All I can say is: If they don’t like this kind of dance, then how about ?????????€?‚???·?°???µ?‰?µ?????µ ?‚?°???†?µ?? (dance import substitution)?
Michele A. Berdy, a Moscow-based translator and interpreter, is author of “The Russian Word’s Worth” (Glas), a collection of her columns.