?????µ?? ???µ????: of course, obviously
Every once in a while in our high-tech, multicultural and international life, Russian kicks out words and phrases that harken back to a pre-industrial, pre-urban and prehistoric existence. Most native speakers don't pay much attention to them. But sometimes we non-native speakers "hear" the original meaning of the words, not the figurative meaning acquired over the centuries. Suddenly you're in a forest with an axe, not in the metro holding your smartphone.
Take ???µ???? (tree stump). People living in high rises don't discuss them much. But in Russian, ???µ???? is more than wood. It can describe someone who is deaf: ???°???€???‚???? ?¶?????‘?‚ ???µ?‚?µ?€?°??, ???»???…???? ???°?? ???µ???? (A veteran lives across from me — he's deaf as a post.) Or someone who is as dumb as a plank: ???????‚?? ?·?° ?‚?µ?±?? ???????°?‚?? ???µ ?±?????µ?‚, ???µ???? ?±?µ?€?‘?·?????‹??! (No one is going to think for you, you blockhead!)
???µ???? is used figuratively to describe someone struck dumb: ?’???µ ?±?µ???°???‚, ???°?? ???????°?????µ???????µ, ?° ???? ???‚?????‚ ?????‘??. (Everyone is running around like crazy while he just stands there like he was rooted to the ground.) Or to describe someone who is unsophisticated — a backwoods hick: ???? ?? ?»?µ???? ?¶?????‘?‚ ?? ?????? ?????»???‚???? (he lives in the woods and prays to tree stumps).
And then it's part of the jocular phrase ?????µ?? ???µ???? (literally, "as obvious as a tree stump"). ???? ?????µ?? ???µ????, ?‡?‚?? ?—?µ?????‚ ???€???????€?°?µ?‚ (Well, of course Zenit is going to lose.)
Another woody word is ?????»?????° (log). ?????»?????° is a strange word. It has many different meanings, only some of which are related to logs and chunks of wood. ?????»?????° can be a log lying in the woods, a chopping block or anything dug out of a log — like a water trough, beehive, boat or casket. ?????????? ?€?°?· ?? ???????µ?», ???°?? ???? ?€?°?±???‚?°?µ?‚, ???°?? ???·?»?µ?‚?°?µ?‚ ?‚???????€ ???°?? ?????»????????. (I saw him work, his axe flying over the chopping block, many times.) ???€?µ?????‚?°?????‚?µ ???µ?±?µ: ???€???± — ?????±?????°?? ?????»?????°, ???°?? ?? ???€?µ?????????‚??. (Imagine the casket — a hollowed out oak log, like in ancient times.)
And then there are more obscure and obsolete meanings of ?????»?????°: It is used to talk about an old form, a measure and the number 100 million.
But strangest of all for me is the most common contemporary meaning of ?????»?????° — a deck of cards. I'm not sure how the chopping block morphed into printed cards, but it did: ???°???? ?‚?°???????°?‚?? ???°?€?‚?‹ ?? ?€?°?·???µ?»???‚?? ?????»?????? ?????????»?°?? (You need to shuffle the cards and cut the deck in half.) This deck of cards is often used figuratively as a kind of pack, set or collection: ?’ ???????? ???‡?µ?€?µ???? ???°???? ???€???‚???????????? ?? ???µ?±?°?‚?°?… ???‹???»?°???‹???°?»?? ?†?µ?»???? ?????»?????? ?°?€???????µ???‚????. (In turn our debating opponents laid out a whole set of arguments.)
When you put ???µ???? and ?????»?????° together, you get the expression ?‡?µ?€?µ?· ???µ???? ?????»?????? (to do something in a slipshod or haphazard manner). Etymologists argue about the origins. In one version, ???°?»???‚?? ?‡?µ?€?µ?· ???µ???? ?????»?????? meant something like "to push a log over a stump" — that is, do something in a clumsy way. Today, Russians don't hear the folksy backwoods origins of the phrase. It is just combined with almost any verb to mean a bad job: ? ?µ???????‚ ?????µ?»?°?»?? ?‡?µ?€?µ?· ???µ???? ?????»?????? (The repair job was shoddy.) It can also mean irregular in terms of time: ???€?°?????°?? ?…???????»?? ?‡?µ?€?µ?· ???µ???? ?????»?????? (The trams ran off and on.)
But my ear still hears the wood chips flying, ?????µ?? ???µ????!
Michele A. Berdy, a Moscow-based translator and interpreter, is author of "The Russian Word's Worth" (Glas), a collection of her columns.