???‹ ?? ?‚???±????: you and I
???‹ (we): first person plural pronoun, used for referring to yourself together with other people. Straightforward, right?
Well, sort of. ???‹ means "we," but it can also mean "you," "him," "them" or just about anyone else, abstractly and specifically. It's one odd little pronoun.
First oddity: When ???‹ (we) means ?? (I).
In English, we like to distinguish the individual participants who make up "we": George and I went to the movies. In Russian, this kind of movie-going lands you in the ???‹ zone: ???‹ ?? ?“?€?????µ?? ???????»?? ?? ???????? (literally, "We went to the movies with Grisha," which you say when it was just the two of you). It's hard for English speakers to get used to this, but it's worth the effort. ???‹ ?? ?‚???±???? ???¶?µ ???????µ?»?? ???‚???‚ ?„???»????. (You and I already saw that film.) Saying "?“?€?????° ?? ?? ???????»?? ?? ????????" or "???‹ ?? ?? ???¶?µ ???????µ?»?? ???‚???‚ ?„???»????" is like branding FOREIGNER on your forehead. And it sounds wacky, too.
Another case of ???‹ = ?? is the so-called ??°???‚???€???????µ ???‹ (editorial we), which is also charmingly called ?„???€?????»?° ?????€???????????‚?? (the modesty formula). This is the convention of using ???‹ in scientific and scholarly articles as well as newspaper editorials even though it was just one writer, scientist, etc. English speakers do this, too: ?’ ???€?µ???‹?????‰???… ?»?µ???†?????… ???‹ ?€?°?????????‚?€?µ?»??, ?‡?‚?? ?‚?°?????µ ???‚?°?‚?????‚???‡?µ???????µ ?€?°???‡?‘?‚?‹ (In the previous lectures, we considered statistical calculations).
And then there's a ???‹ = ?? usage that is not used colloquially but fun to know anyway: ???‹, ???????µ?€?°?‚???€ ?????µ?€?????????????????? … (We, the Emperor of all Russia … ). I have read that this was a reference to divine right — "God and I declare" — but it may be a ceremonial way of speaking not just on behalf of oneself, but on behalf of the nation.
Moving along, sometimes ???‹ = ?????µ (everyone) is an abstract group of people. ???‹ ?????µ ?????€?‘?? (We will all die). ?’???µ???‚?µ ???‹ ???·???µ?????? ?????€ (Together we can change the world.)
In certain contexts, ???‹ = ?‚?‹/???‹ (you). In hospitals, schools and hair salons, doctors, nurses, teachers and beauticians often use ???‹ when they mean ?‚?‹. In the literature, this is presented as a way of forming a bond with another person, taking part in their life. But most people find this usage to be incredibly patronizing and annoying. ???°?? ???‹ ???µ?±?? ?‡???????‚?????µ??? (How do we feel?) ???‚???€?‹???°?µ?? ???°???? ?‚?µ?‚?€?°???? (We open our notebooks). ?§?‚?? ???‹ ???µ?????????? ?????µ?»?°?µ?? — ?‚???»?????? ???‚?€???¶????? (What are we doing today — just a haircut?)
Television cooks do it, too: ? ?µ?¶?µ?? ?»???? ?? ?¶?°?€???? ?µ???? ???° ???????‚?????? ???°???»?µ (We cut up the onion and saute it in vegetable oil).
And then in the dog park ???‹ = ?????? ?????±?°???° (my dog). This seems to reflect the pet owner's total identification with his or her pet. Or maybe the owner is speaking for the dog. In any case, you will hear the rather saccharine ???‹ ?±?????????? ?±???»???????… ?????±?°?? (We're afraid of big dogs), or the sickly sweet ???‹ ???????°???°?»?? (We pooped). It's the dog talking.
Finally, there is the comical usage of ???‹ = ??. Let's say someone is trying to sweet-talk you. You reply: ?—???°?µ?? ???‹ ???°??! ???µ ???€???????‘?‚! (We know your type. It won't work.)
Who is ???‹? Why is this funny? I don't know. But we are very amused.
Michele A. Berdy, a Moscow-based translator and interpreter, is author of "The Russian Word's Worth" (Glas), a collection of her columns.